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| you might be a redneck if jokes: You Might Be a Redneck If . . . Jeff Foxworthy, 1997-10 Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II Jeff Foxworthy, 2007-09-25 Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Final Helping Jeff Foxworthy, 1999 Filled with 100% never-before-published material, this title is promoted as the final chapter of Foxworthy's redneck joke collection. Illustrations. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Liberal Redneck Manifesto Trae Crowder, Corey Ryan Forrester, Drew Morgan, 2017-10-10 The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's-- |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Cajun Redneck Desi Northup, 2017-01-06 Redneck and yo mama jokes. Yo mamma's so ugly she is proof that evolution can go in reverse. If your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture...You just might be a redneck! |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary Jeff Foxworthy, 2008 Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as iota, ostrich, and sandwich. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Games Rednecks Play Jeff Foxworthy, 1995 |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Minecraft Joke Book Mojang AB, 2019 Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Redneck Hillbilly Desi Northup, 2017-01-06 Redneck and yo mama jokes. Yo mamma's head is so big it shows up on radar. If your first love also won a blue ribbon at the county fair... You just might be a redneck! |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems Jeff Foxworthy, 2009-10 In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Redneck Classic Jeff Foxworthy, 1995 This volume picks the most memorable lines from all six previous books and offer approximately 25 percent new material, including 150 previously unpublished You Might Be A Redneck If... punch lines. Let the laughter roll on. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Hick is Chic Jeff Foxworthy, 1990 A guide to etiquette for the grossly unsophisticated. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Check Your Neck Jeff Foxworthy, 1992 Foxworthy makes you see red with this installment of redneck humor. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Hide!!! Jeff Foxworthy, 2010 Children play a game of hide-and-seek. Illustrations contain hidden objects for which the reader may search. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Cracker Queen Lauretta Hannon, 2009-04-16 A poignant memoir of life on the wrong side of the tracks-which was a SIBA bestseller in hardcover-with a colorful cast of misfits, plenty of belly laughs, and lessons for finding joy in spite of hardship Move over, Sweet Potato Queens. Thanks to Lauretta Hannon, the Cracker Queens are finally having their say. From her wildly popular NPR segments to her colorful one-woman show, Hannon is showing the world a different kind of Southern girl-a strong, authentic, fearless, flawed, resourceful, and sometimes outrageous woman-the anti-Southern Belle. The Cracker Queen takes readers from backwater Georgia to Savannah's most eccentric neighborhoods for a wild ride featuring a distinctly dysfunctional family and a lively crew of hellions, heroines, bad seeds, and renegades. Full of warmth, outrageous wit, and world-class storytelling, The Cracker Queen is a celebration of living out loud, finding humor in desperate situations, and loving life to death. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Git-R-Done Larry the Cable Guy, 2006-06-06 Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Without Feathers Woody Allen, 1975 Here they are--some of the funniest tales and ruminations ever put into print, by one of the great comic minds of our time. From THE WHORE OF MENSA, to GOD (A Play), to NO KADDISH FOR WEINSTEIN, old and new Woody Allen fans will laugh themselves hysterical over these sparkling gems. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: How to Really Stink at Work Jeff Foxworthy, Brian Hartt, 2009-05-12 New York Times bestselling humorist Jeff Foxworthy offers a hilarious illustrated guide to having the most fun possible at work while doing the least—without getting fired The better you are at your job, the longer your hours are going to be. And how many people on their deathbeds say “I wish I had spent more time at the office?” With that in mind, Jeff Foxworthy asks you to embrace the fact that you do stink at work (or secretly want to). How to Really Stink at Work will help you relieve yourself of all that responsibility and accountability—in sections like: • “Becoming Unfireable” (Get your boss drunk and record it) • “AvoidingWork”(When all else fails—that fire alarm’s not there for nothing!) • “Alienating Colleagues” (Nothing says “stay away from that guy” like a grossly inappropriate secret Santa gift) Filled with laugh-out-loud illustrations, How to Really Stink at Work is the funniest guide to not-getting-ahead you’ll ever read. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Don't Wear Shorts on Stage Rob Durham, 2011-12-20 Rob Durham has written a book on the ins and outs of being a stand-up comic. Hilarious and enlightening, he uses some funny experiences of his own with famous and not-so-famous people to give some great tips on getting started in the biz. Rob Durham 'gets it' as a performer and a teacher of how to get going in the comedy business. He covers the little things that so many new guys ignore. This is the book I would have written. . . if I had the time, interest, or word-processor. --Jimmy PardoI support this book unconditionally! --Maria BamfordRead this book before going to your next open mic night. --Tommy Johnagin |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Art of Comedy Paul Ryan, 2007 Dyin' out there? Learn how to act funny from a top Hollywood expert. Want to know a secret? Sssshhhh. Great comedy actors aren't born...they're made. Who makes them?Paul Ryan, that's who. NowRyan, the top comedy acting coach in Hollywood, shares his secrets inThe Art of Comedy, a step-by-step guide for turning actors into comedy actors. Packed with exercises,The Art of Comedyexplains exactly how to build a character, how to incorporate improvisation into a written scene, where to turn for comic inspiration, and how to increase your comedic imagination. Also included is a technical analysis of comedy greats from Milton Berle to Jerry Seinfeld. For anyone who wants to work in film, in television, or in community theater, here's the complete guide to acting funny. Written by Hollywood's top comedy acting coach Packed with practical step-by-step exercises Gives actors at every level an edge at comedy auditions |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Hillbilly Elegy J D Vance, 2024-10 Hillbilly Elegy recounts J.D. Vance's powerful origin story... From a former marine and Yale Law School graduate now serving as a U.S. Senator from Ohio and the Republican Vice Presidential candidate for the 2024 election, an incisive account of growing up in a poor Rust Belt town that offers a broader, probing look at the struggles of America's white working class. THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER You will not read a more important book about America this year.--The Economist A riveting book.--The Wall Street Journal Essential reading.--David Brooks, New York Times Hillbilly Elegy is a passionate and personal analysis of a culture in crisis--that of white working-class Americans. The disintegration of this group, a process that has been slowly occurring now for more than forty years, has been reported with growing frequency and alarm, but has never before been written about as searingly from the inside. J. D. Vance tells the true story of what a social, regional, and class decline feels like when you were born with it hung around your neck. The Vance family story begins hopefully in postwar America. J. D.'s grandparents were dirt poor and in love, and moved north from Kentucky's Appalachia region to Ohio in the hopes of escaping the dreadful poverty around them. They raised a middle-class family, and eventually one of their grandchildren would graduate from Yale Law School, a conventional marker of success in achieving generational upward mobility. But as the family saga of Hillbilly Elegy plays out, we learn that J.D.'s grandparents, aunt, uncle, and, most of all, his mother struggled profoundly with the demands of their new middle-class life, never fully escaping the legacy of abuse, alcoholism, poverty, and trauma so characteristic of their part of America. With piercing honesty, Vance shows how he himself still carries around the demons of his chaotic family history. A deeply moving memoir, with its share of humor and vividly colorful figures, Hillbilly Elegy is the story of how upward mobility really feels. And it is an urgent and troubling meditation on the loss of the American dream for a large segment of this country. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: You Might Be a Redneck If ... Jeff Foxworthy, 2004 You Might Be A Redneck if... You use a fishing license as a form of I.D. Your screen door has no screen. You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear. Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The First-Time Grandmother's Journal Lisa Carpenter, 2021-02-02 Record and cherish your memorable moments with this keepsake journal for first-time grandmothers The arrival of a new baby is an exciting time for grandparents-to-be, and you'll want to write down and reminisce about every magical moment of the journey. This exquisite guided grandmother's journal is brimming with heartwarming prompts and moving quotes to help you preserve every thought, feeling, event, and experience you have as a first-time grandmother. Prepare for your new role with exercises that will show you how to form an eternal bond with your grandchild. You'll reflect on the hopes and dreams you have for their future and record the lessons you want to pass on for generations to come. This grandmother's journal includes: Writing prompts--Capture and appreciate every moment with insightful prompts on a variety of topics, from the anticipation of your grandchild's arrival to doing your part as a new grandma. A modern design--Create a beloved keepsake of your journey with this beautifully designed grandmother's journal that includes plenty of room to write. A giftable package--Give the first-time grandma in your life the perfect gift with this delightful guided journal for sharing her story. Celebrate your favorite memories with this inspiring first-time grandmother's journal. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Fa la la Leslie Patricelli, 2012-09-11 The one-haired hero from Yummy Yucky and Potty returns in an exuberant holiday tale that finds him helping with tree decorations, constructing a gingerbread house and dressing up his doggy before joining in carol singing and waiting for Santa's arrival. |
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| you might be a redneck if jokes: Humor 101 Danny Murphy, 2003-11-01 'Humor 101' is a self-study course for people who want to tell jokes effectively. Many people have mistakenly believed the myth that a sense of humor is inborn - that it cannot be learned or taught. While it is true that some people are born with more nat |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: You Might Be a Redneck If...Th Jeff Foxworthy, 2001-01-01 Containing more than 2,000 entries and with more than 200 illustrations, Foxworthy's newest offering will be a must-own book for his die-hard fans. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Bimisi Tayanita, Matt Williams, 2016-12-01 Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk.A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Hillbilly Volume 3 Eric Powell, 2023-02-14 The third volume in Eisner Award winner Eric Powells Appalachian fantasy epic. Rondel wields the Devils Cleaver against the united evil of the hills. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Why Men Make Bad Pets Mara Conlon, 2011-04-19 Why are men so beastly? This wise and witty Keepsake book helps us understand Why Men Make Bad Pets. Hilarious photos of animals are paired with descriptions of men behaving badly that any woman will appreciate. You know: They string chicks along. They make a mess when you're not home. They have trouble committing. They have delusions of grandeur. And, of course, they never ask for directions. You'll laugh, you'll roar! |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Eight Questions Paul Gotthardt, 2012-10 God doesn't always answer our questions. At times our search for guidance is met with silence. When this happens, frustrated and confused believers wonder why God is ignoring them. It's not that God is ignoring our prayers, but sometimes we need to answer his questions before he answers ours. God's questions challenge us to think differently about what it means to live in the will of God and what it means to truly follow the God who is asking them. EIGHT QUESTIONS CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO - make peace with unanswered questions; - live in God's will even when you don't understand what he's doing; and - understand how God's teaching style requires radical faith--and brings unbelievable peace. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: It’s Your Attitude Chris Thurman, 2021-06-07 Your attitude makes or breaks you in life. We all have attitudes that are toxic and damaging to our lives, and we all have healthy attitudes that help us to experience life in full. Have you ever wondered what the worst, most toxic attitudes are? Have you ever wondered what the best, most life-enhancing attitudes are? Wonder no more. This book will help you better understand the good and the bad when it comes to the attitude you carry into each day. Far too often, we focus on changing our circumstances as the best way to improve our lives. While that's all well and good, changing your attitude for the better is far more important than changing your circumstance in life. We don't need an attitude adjustment, we need an attitude overhaul. Read this book--it will help you do just that. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: "You Might Need Revival If . . ." D. J. Speckner, 2009-09 You Might Need Revival If is an attempt to examine the meaning of Christian revival in a unique way. Believing that God is the Creator of all things, including laughter, the author tries to look at revival from its humorous side; and at the same time, express the need for joy in the heart of every Christian. This joy can only come from knowing the God of all creation, Who loves us and wants to bless us with a happiness that transcends earthly emotions. Using stories, cartoons and jokes, as well as a Bible verse, Psalm 85:6, the author tries to answer the question, Do you need revival? Born in Colorado, the author has come to the belief that life is a pilgrimage. He came to know Jesus Christ as Savior in New Mexico. While living in West Texas, he earned his bachelor's degree from Wayland Baptist College. In South Texas, the author accepted his call into the ministry. He then received his M. Div. degree from New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. After being ordained into the Gospel ministry Louisiana, the author has pastored churches in Mississippi for several years. The author met and married Ann, his Mississippi Queen. Together they are raising three sons of the South; Joe, Stephen and Jacob; each a rebel with his own cause, and each saved by the grace of God. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Hidden Tools of Comedy Steve Kaplan, 2013 A paradigm shift in understanding the mechanics and art of comedy, providing practical tools that help writers translate that understanding into successful, commercial scripts. Kaplan deconstructs secrets and techniques in popular films and TV that work and don't work, and explains what tools were used (or should have been used ). |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover Jeff Foxworthy, 2005 Whether readers live in a double wide or have hit the big time with a ranch with one-and-a-half baths, Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover will make them laugh at how some people live. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Lawyers from Hell Joke Book Ellie Grossman, 1993 Here's a sidesplitting collection of irreverent lawyer jokes which finds themall in contempt! These 300 jokes--contributed by lawyers themselves--poke funat atrocious attorneys, bumbling barristers, and corrupt counsel. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: The Road to Blair Mountain Charles B. Keeney, 2021 Keeney delivers a riveting and propulsive story about a nine-year battle to save sacred ground that was the site of the largest labor uprising in American history. . . . He unveils a powerful playbook on successful activism that will inspire countless others for generations to come. --Eric Eyre, Pulitzer Prize winner and author of Death in Mud Lick: A Coal Country Fight against the Drug Companies That Delivered the Opioid Epidemic In 1921 Blair Mountain in southern West Virginia was the site of the country's bloodiest armed insurrection since the Civil War, a battle pitting miners led by Frank Keeney against agents of the coal barons intent on quashing organized labor. It was the largest labor uprising in US history. Ninety years later, the site became embroiled in a second struggle, as activists came together to fight the coal industry, state government, and the military- industrial complex in a successful effort to save the battlefield--sometimes dubbed labor's Gettysburg--from destruction by mountaintop removal mining. The Road to Blair Mountain is the moving and sometimes harrowing story of Charles Keeney's fight to save this irreplaceable landscape. Beginning in 2011, Keeney--a historian and great-grandson of Frank Keeney--led a nine-year legal battle to secure the site's placement on the National Register of Historic Places. His book tells a David-and-Goliath tale worthy of its own place in West Virginia history. A success story for historic preservation and environmentalism, it serves as an example of how rural, grassroots organizations can defeat the fossil fuel industry. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Redneck Liberation David Fillingim, 2003 In this unique book, David Fillingim explores country music as a mode of theological expression. Following the lead of James Cone's classic, The Spirituals and the Blues, Fillingim looks to country music for themes of theological liberation by and for the redneck community. The introduction sets forth the book's methodology and relates it to recent scholarship on country music. Chapter 1 contrasts country music with Southern gospel music--the sacred music of the redneck community--as responses to the question of theodicy, which a number of thinkers recognize as the central question of marginalized groups. The next chapter The Gospel according to Hank, outlines the career of Hank Williams and follows that trajectory through the work of other artists whose work illustrates how the tradition negotiates Hank's legacy. The Apocalypse according to Garth considers the seismic shifts occuring during country music's popularity boom in the 1980s. Another chapter is dedicated to the women of country music, whose honky-tonky feminism parallels and intertwines with mainstream country music, which was dominated by men for most of its history. Written to entertain as well as educate and advance, Redneck Liberation will appeal to anyone who is interested in country music, Southern religion, American popular religiosity, or liberation theology. |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Hello, My Name Is Matthew West, 2017-04-18 The world goes out of its way to make you believe you are not good enough. Maybe you aren't sure you like where you've been, or who you've become. Maybe someone has made you believe a lie about who you are by speaking damaging words to you. The discovery of our true identities does not begin by looking within ourselves, but by looking to the One who made us. Hello, My Name Is will inspire you to not wear the nametag that someone else gave you, but to wear the name of who God says you are. Your name may be Lonely . . . He calls you Friend. Your name may be Failure . . . He calls you Redeemed. Your name may be Broken . . . He calls you Beloved. It is time to tear off the false nametags that cover up your true identity. Understanding who you are begins with knowing Whose you are so you can embrace your destiny as a child of the one true King. Hello, My Name Is will silence the lies of the enemy so you can hear God whisper, 'You are mine. You are wanted. You are so incredibly loved.' -- Lysa Terkeurst, New York Times best-selling author and president of Proverbs 31 Ministries Hello, My Name Is gets to the heart of an issue that haunts the homeless and the hero, the kid and the king, the disabled and the diva -- our identity. -- Randy Frazee, Senior Minister at Oak Hills Church, author of The Heart of the Story Matthew West brings the rare combination of songwriter an pastor to his ministry. He is a modern-day King David, creating Psalms that touch the heart of God and God's children. Now, as an added blessing to us all, he has compiled his thoughts into a book. A person can almost hear Matthew sing through the pages. I'm deeply grateful for this work, this singer, this friend. -- Max Lucado, New York Times best-selling author Matthew West has always written honestly in his songs and stories. In his latest book, Hello, My Name Is, Matthew may offer his greatest truth yet: how to discover our God-given identity while building a closer relationship with our Lord. I gained a lot of insight while reading this book, and I know you will as well. -- Scotty McCreery, ACM, BMI, and CMT award-winning country music entertainer and author of Go Big or Go Home: The Journey Toward the Dream |
| you might be a redneck if jokes: Long Time Leaving Roy Blount, Jr., 2009-01-01 In this acerbic, eminently quotable book, humorist Roy Blount Jr. focuses on his own dueling loyalties across the great American divide. Scholarly, raunchy, biting, and affable, Blount takes on topics ranging from chicken fingers and yellow dog Democrats to Elvis's toes while sharing some experiences of his own: chatting with Ray Charles, meeting an Okefenokee alligator, imagining Faulkner's tennis game, and being swept up, sort of, in the filming of Nashville. His yarns, analyses, and flights of fancy transcend all standard shades of Red, Blue, and in between. Blount's sidesplitting, irreverent musings may not end our tacit Civil War at long last, but they do clarify, or aptly complicate, divisive delusions on both sides of the long–standing national rift. Long Time Leaving is a comic ode to American variety and a droll assault on complacency both North and South from one of the most definitive and esteemed humorists of our time. |
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