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knock knock jokes and riddles: The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2000-02-01 Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection. Edible Delights Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key. Open up! Animal Crackers Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut try to pick up a skunk! Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: World's Best (and Worst) Knock-Knock Jokes Georgia Beth, 2018-01-01 Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place! |
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knock knock jokes and riddles: The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers Michael Dahl, Kathi Wagner, Aubrey Wagner, Aileen Weintraub, 2010-09-18 Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs! |
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knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock-Knock Jokes Pam Rosenberg, 2014 Collects numerous simple knock-knock jokes with illustrations. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: The Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes Kaitlyn Ruth Bayne, 2000 A collection of knock-knock jokes. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Sky Pony Editors, 2015-10-20 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Jokes for Kids John Alexander, 2019-04-26 Kids will be laughing and sharing jokes with everyone in no time! Full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, tongue twister and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers--and their parents! 200+ jokes! Good, clean family fun knock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time! So funny, in fact, it is hard not to laugh! This super funny good clean jokes promises hours of fun for the whole family! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock Knock Jokes , 2010 Hilarious, fascinating and entertaining collections that are perfectly pocket-sized for hours of take-anywhere fun! Each Pocket Pal title is jam-packed with 224 page of easy-to-read text, with comical full-colour illustrations throughout. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock Knock, Moo Who? Brenda Ponnay, 2015-06-21 Knock Knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. Interrupting Cow-- Moo! Silly knock knock jokes are paired with Brenda Ponnay's bright and fun illustrations in this wacky, funny picture book for preschoolers and up. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: 100+ Knock Knock Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-08-12 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: The Schools Cool Joke Book Kay Barnham, Sean Connolly, 2011-07-01 Collects jokes about school, including teachers, classes, and books. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Just Joking National Geographic Kids, 2012 Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! Editors of Portable Press, 2017-05-01 Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Riddles at School Lisa Regan, 2014-07-15 This book of brain teasers runs the gamut of subjects from geography to science, and from poetry to math. The colorful word-filled bubbles make each riddle eye-catching, and playful illustrations add a whimsical touch as readers challenge themselves to solve each mind game. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2009-03-01 Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Jokes and Riddles , 1993 Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock-Knock Madness The Laugh Factory, 2012-03-13 Knock-knock….More than 500 jokes and riddles are here! This compact book of knock-knock jokes is packed with more than 500 jokes from funnyman Michael Pellowski. From ridiculous riddles to kooky knock-knock creations, the contents of this portable, indispensable humor resource will have readers laughing for hours! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Jokes and Riddles for Kids: The Smart Collection Of Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, and Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes Ever (ages 7-9 8-12) Johnny B. Good, 2021-01-30 Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes... Jokes and Riddles for Kids is a great gift idea for any child-and their parents! Featuring over 400 brain benders, this riddle book for kids ages 9-12 is the biggest collection of riddles for clever children who love thinking outside the box. This last game book for kids of Johnny B. Good - Jokes and Riddles for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and silly stats for endless hours of hilarious entertainment. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Johnny's #1 priority is to find the best riddles to engage a kid's natural problem-solving skills and make them laugh along the way. Jokes and Riddles for Kids book offers: Tons of tough riddles: 400 + laugh-out-loud jokes and riddles Good, clean family fun: keep everyone entertained for hours, long car trips and family occasions Up to 9 different categories: jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, would you rather, true or false, dad jokes, trivia... *Easy to Use: tips, hints, and an organized answer key in the back of every question. Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time! Are you ready? Then scroll up and click on the Add to Cart button now! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: 100 Knock, Knock Jokes Tanya Turner, 2014-04-18 100 Knock, Knock Jokes is a collection of 100 of the funniest kn ock, knock jokes that you can use to make other people laugh. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book Aileen Weintraub, 2004-08-06 Guaranteed to leave you in stitches! If you can't resist shouting out Who's there? on cue, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as: Once Upon a Knock Knock When Fun Comes a Knockin' Tied Up in Knock Knocks Knock Knock Your Socks Off Who's That Knockin'? Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Laugh Out Loud Knock Knock Jokes Christa C. Hogan, 2018 With fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy knock knock jokes. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Brenda Ponnay, 2019-08-15 The Garden has the Giggles in this funny joke book about vegetables |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Super Funny Knock-Knock Jokes and More for Kids Vicki Whiting, 2022-02-01 This playful knock knock joke book for kids is filled with more than 200 punny jokes and riddles that are sure to be crowd-pleasers! Perfect for sharing belly laughs with friends and family, Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids also features vibrant and quirky illustrations for every silly gag. Providing hours of endless entertainment, this is a must-have for children who love making people laugh! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock-knock Knees and Funny Bones Judith Mathews, 1994 A collection of knock-knock jokes and riddles including: If grownupd have knees, what do children have? Kidneys. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Funny Jokes for 11 Year Old Kids Jimmy Jones, 2018-12-28 Hilarious Joke Book For 11 Year Old Kids! What a great gift! Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 11 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family! Good clean fun for everyone! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny jokes like......... Knock knock. Who's there? Tweet. Tweet who? Would you like tweet an apple? They are really tasty! Where is Dracula's office? The Vampire State Building! Why did the man marry a barbecue? She was the grill of his dreams! Knock knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year! Let's celebrate! 11 year old boys and 11 year old girls love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! The Funny Jokes For Kids Series available for ages 5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and 12. All age appropriate and good clean fun! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock Your Socks Off Michael Dahl, 2010-08 A collection of knock-knock jokes. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Smart Alec's Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Smart Alec, David Mostyn, 1987-01-01 |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Ridiculous Knock-Knocks Chris Tait, 2002 Knock-Knock Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise killing me with these knock-knock jokes! Anybody, anyplace, and anything becomes a punch line for knock-knock jokes: Knock Knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi claire, something smells delicious. Try it with Daniella. (Daniella so loud, I can hear you just fine.) Or, pizza: Knock knock! Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza my coat is caught in your door. Soon you'll turn everybody and everything into your own knock-knocks, and you won't be able to stop till you reach the end! |
knock knock jokes and riddles: The Silly Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes Parragon Book Service Limited, 1999 |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock-Knock Jokes Judy A. Winter, 2010-07 Simple text and photographs present knock-knock jokes. |
knock knock jokes and riddles: Knock Knock Jokes For Kids Melissa Fuller, 2020-10-30 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is a children's joke book containing ONE HUNDRED of funny kids' jokes with illustrations.The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Early Reader Book Do you have a child who is starting to read? The knock knock book makes a GREAT early reader book featuring large print and pictures thru-out. This joke book was designed to entertain and not overwhelm the beginner reader. Encourage Communication In addition to helping your child read, the knock knock jokes book is perfect in helping encourage your child to communicate by telling jokes. Have them bring the book to the grandparent's house and to tell jokes or to share with a friend. |
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