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dirty sex jokes and riddles: 100% Funny Mexican Jokes R. Cristi, 2010 Some random Mexican jokes from the book: A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments? His lovely new bride said, No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not. *** A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says We are in Germany. The others ask, How do you know, the German says, Because it's so cold. Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says We are in Australia, the others ask How do you know, he replies Because it's so warm. Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says We are in Mexico, the others ask How do you know, he says Because my watch is gone *** What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours! Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted. Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it. 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop. Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes! |
dirty sex jokes and riddles: Naughty Adult Joke Book #2 Jason S. Jones, 2019-12-16 I went to open a new email and was asked to enter eight characters for my password. I picked 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #2: Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Soiled The Streets Of London, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: Age-appropriate jokes A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The BUY NOW Button |
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dirty sex jokes and riddles: Joke Book for Teens Juicy Quotes, 2019-12-17 This jokes book for teenagers is perfect for teens of all ages. This big collection of funny jokes are all clean and family friendly that both boys, girls as well as the parents will enjoy. This jokes book will bring hours of entertainment and laughs. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today! |
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